HE'S ALSO TAKEN
Book 1 of TAKEN (NOT STARRING LIAM NEESON)
Language: English
Alhaitham & Cyno & Kaveh & Tighnari (Genshin Impact) Alhaitham & Kaveh (Genshin Impact) Alhaitham (Genshin Impact) Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact) Collei & Tighnari (Genshin Impact) Collei (Genshin Impact) Completed Crack Cyno (Genshin Impact) Dick Jokes Do not repost FanFiction Faruzan & Kaveh (Genshin Impact) Faruzan (Genshin Impact) Gen Genshin Impact Ensemble Humor Kaveh (Genshin Impact) M/M Nilou (Genshin Impact) Tighnari (Genshin Impact) do not copy to another site the alhaitham/kaveh part can be platonic who even knows with these divorced never said hello fools 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Publisher: archiveofourown.org
Published: Aug 11, 2024
Description:
“I think that it’s impressive that Kaveh’s Dick knew how to correctly use the word palimpsest to start with,” Cyno decides.
“Hey now, he might not know how to take no for an answer, but I don’t think that’s an accurate metric for assessing his general intelligence level. Let’s give some leeway here. For all we know he could be very clever. It’s not like any of us have stopped to actually talk to him. I certainly haven’t. And surely he must have some degree of intelligence otherwise I don’t think he could have pulled off three incredibly complex deliveries on such short notice.”
“Are you defending your Dick now?”
“Can we please stop calling him my Dick?”
“Well he’s certainly not our Dick,” Al-Haitham points out, nose wrinkling slightly in distaste. “And he certainly wants to be your Dick. I can’t imagine why.”